Woah Momma!

Hello all welcome to the wonderful world of: Spit-up, poop, formula, and sleepless nights!


Say Goodbye to: Poppin bottles (you'll have a whole new concept of that meaning), long nights out with your girlfriends- actually, kiss majority of them GOODBYE, and say goodbye to your body(for the time being)! Start introducing yourself to the following: Stretch marks, nipple cream, nursing pads, GRANNIE PANTIES (they truly become your best friend) poop (green and yellow), and most of all say Hello to your Little One!  


If you are reading this blog, chances are by now you have a little bundle of sweetness to love on and your life prior to your little one is just a memory.  But what to do now?  I am NO EXPERT in the realm of Baby Raising, but I am learning just like everyone else.   During my pregnancy I read all the baby books, articles, advice columns, and I listened to my family.  Let me just say- THROW EVERYTHING AWAY- or just return it and say "it was such a horrible gift idea!"  
You are not black and white with binding glue, what the articles say isn't exactly what will happen to you, advice columns are for people just bored and looking for useless suggestions, and as for your family... Just remember, what they did was 20+ years ago!  And, when you actually take the time to think about what our parents did while raising us, we were more like Guinea Pigs than babies! 
Suggestions are nice, but I would take all of them lightly, because just like your parents, and their parents and the parents before them, it was a "learn as you go" ordeal.  As a woman everything will kick it naturally and within a week or two you will be entered into the "Minor League" of baby raising!


As my Little One grows, I will continue to post wonderful sleepless nonsense words down for all to enjoy! Thank you for reading my first post and comments are welcome!